1. What's your real name? Kalxna
2. What's your favorite nickname? kitty
4. What's your favorite nickname for your genitals? pussy
5. Where were you born?Hamilton
6. Do you like the rain? It depends what kind
7. Have you ever been in love? I hope so
8. Did you ever wonder why there are llamas? I mean, really. Nope
9. What song best describes you? There are too many. Unwell by matchbox 20 is a good one
10. What would you name your first son? Jonathan
11. What would you name your first son if you made him in your garage out of glue, coat hangers and sawdust? I'd hope someone would lock me up before that happened
12. Do you write in pen or pencil? mostly pen
13. When was the last time you cried? Sunday June 8th, 2003
14. When was the last time you wanted to cry? Last night
15. When was the last time George Lucas made you want to cry? Everytime someone mentions S.W.
16. When you were a kid, did you ever break any bones? No
17. When you were a kid, did you ever steal anything? Yes
18. When you were in prison, did you do any amateur tatooing? No
19. Do you like donuts? YES! Where?!
20. Even jelly donuts? Yes
21. Do you know what's in that shit? No and I'd like to keep it that way
22. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Jamie's spontaneous PineSol tree :D
23. If you were a cow, would you be white with black spots? No
24. If you were flexible enough, would you... y'know? Depends if you made it interesting
25. What was the saddest moment in your life? When Babas died
26. Do you think I really care? I know you think I don't
27. How many times do I have to tell you to shut the fuck up? quite a few, I have a one track mind when I'm not being distracted
28. What color shoes are you wearing? Purple fuzzy slippers with happy stars on them
29. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue
30. Are you wearing any underpants? yeah, Marc is over
31. Oooo. Are they lacey? NO!
32. Do I make you hot? Who are you?!
33. What is your lucky number? A trillion and five
34. What is your unlucky number? 7
35. Why do you succumb to human weakness and hold superstitions, you sad, callow sheep? It's one of my few forms of normality
36. What's your favorite book? Last Chance to See by Douglas Adams
37. What's your favorite page number in that book? It doesn't have a number, it's a photo page in the middle
38. What is the de Broglie wavelength of an electron accelerating with a total energy of 300 KeV? I wish I knew
39. Who knows you the best? No one
40. Who knows you the best "in the Biblical sense"? I'm not going to say
41. Who knows you the best to testify against you? We're just... curious, is all. Um... Adam?
42. Describe yourself in one word. Messed up
43. Describe yourself in one preposition. Of
44. Just who in the Hell do you think you are? Not you
45. Would you like to star in a movie about your life? No, but I would like to be in a movie.
46. Would you like to star in a transgendered-midget porn movie about your life? No.
47. Are you a generous person? Not in a material sense
48. Can I borrow $100? I owe more than that.
49. Did you lie on this test? Not that I know of
50. Did you lie on that last question? I don't think so
Marc is vaccuming and it scares me. I think he swept too. He bought cinnamon buns too. And my sister is just playing Animal Crossing.
I AM SO HAPPY!!!! I got my own net connection (finally!) So now I can talk to my friends and watch porn all in the privacy of my own bedroom. :D
Today we went to Limeridge Mall and Toys R Us. I bought the Animatrix on DVD. I wanted it so badly it hurt. I had to pray that the purchase would go through on my Visa. I got a few things from the dollar store, Leah bought me a Nalgene bottle and Marc bought me two little sets for my Alien Agency Mega Bloks set. :) My sister brought up a bag of stuff from my mom. I now have enough curtain hooks for my curtains and shampoo and detergent for the dishwasher. And food. Food is always good.
I am going to Niagara Falls tomorrow with my sister and coming back for cartoon Friday. I made the dr's appointment today. It's at 3pm on Friday. I'm a little worse scared now because dr. Z isn't in for the summer, so I have to go see a doctor who doesn't know anything about me other than what they have on file... :/ *shivers nervously*